All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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