What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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