I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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