i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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