My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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