I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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