summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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