So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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