I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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