I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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