I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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