Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Randomize
