This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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