You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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