I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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