I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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