I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Randomize
