So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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