Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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