When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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