scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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