I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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