What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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