i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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