My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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