her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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