Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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