A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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