She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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