Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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