sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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