You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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