Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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