Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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