your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
So squirting runs in the family.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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