we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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