in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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