Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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