my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Randomize
