i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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