Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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