I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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