I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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