Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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