Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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