Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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