white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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