Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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