Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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