ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Please don't give away my fajitas
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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