Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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