I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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