what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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