If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We left the knife in your bed.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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