No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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