I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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