i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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