Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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