That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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