last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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