Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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